A bald guy seating on the golden throne in Armani suit and you can see glimpse of the BMW X3 series standing just behind him.

Few decades ago, there lives a small guy fighting the big guy and getting beaten and bruised, for each 5 jabs he gives back 1 jab but stands his ground. The small guy has a family …..big but quite, influential but   no-one wielding power or shield.

Rachit is the name; meant invention and he justified it every day, he found ways to fight a war with life.

Rachit was a simpleton; he liked to walk…so every day he walked a little and wandered in the hinterland. Then late evening, all neighbors start looking for him because they knew Rachit has walked too far and then you find him still walking or seating besides road; pressing his own little legs to relieve the pain.

Then who knew he will walk that far.

Small town Ranchi boy started studying in DAV Shyamali. Study too was a walk, tight rope walk. He was sincere and gave his best but always stood second.

They were going to Aurangabad as Boy Scout; it was a 3 hour journey by train. The train was crowded; he bended his left hand, got in the handicapped coach, travelled seating on the royal seat. Rest of the Boy Scout travelled cramped in the General compartment, standing on one feat. The boy had learnt to walk and life taught him to take short cuts.

A chance and he flew to biggest town of the country to study with Uncle. The god snatches one thing and gives back three things. He had poverty to live with, but god gave him sharp eyes and a mind to reckon with.

He stood his ground and became a man….not a real man though.

World knew him as a man but he knew he has to earn his manhood…by virtue of being born in male gender; he couldn’t have been called a man.

Big bang theory guided him into the golden path. 2001 dot com bubble busted and companies started downing their shutter. Rachit has held his cards tightly to the chest; he started servicing companies who needed the service at a lesser cost.

After 8 years:

Rachit did play well and is working on a senior position in a MNC. Rachit is 35, married but not together, no friends and away from family. He never really cared for anything but his goal; he never believed in luck or what god has written for him, rewrote his life but forgot that he has a wife and people who would care to see him smile……even if it meant with less physical things around him.

After 20 Years:

A bald guy seating on the golden throne in Armani suit and you can see glimpse of the BMW X3 series standing just behind him………looking into zero with no one to rule, no one to laugh with, no one to cry with and no-one to see the throne….he was his own bhasmasur.

Continued from previous post [after coming back from Ranchi]:

Management type 006: tough nut

 This type of management people are very straight forward and demand action at their nod. They tend to get to the interior type of problems and find you playing with them. So guyz, be aware if you are delaying something or you are the reason behind some problem…….you will be under fire. 

They may look casual and easy to approach but they are very tough nut to crack. 

Management type 007: James Bond

 Management type 007 does resemble James Bond not just because they share the lucky number but because they are master of all trades. They have an opinion for everything and anything on this earth and they love to poke their bloody nose in all directions. 

Although this management type can do justice with every task given to them because of their vast resources and learning capability however flip side is they scratch everyone so everybody is looking for opportunity to have a go at him/her. Be aware, they have a license to kill. 

Management type 008: Creative Intellect

 They are known as intellects and generally from creamy educational institutes and acts as a showcase for organization. They do have fancy degrees and fancy posts but in reality they never have the power.

Upper stanza of management uses them to hide their original self. They are involved in creative work which does not benefit anyone but gives a reason to him to be occupied. 

Management Type 009: Intellect multiplied by 10

 This management type of people is intellect multiplied by 10 and outspoken. Here “Outspoken” means speaking even outside their periphery and keep speaking till everyone says “enough is enough” but this type of management is hired for internal entertainment and punishment to client …..So you can’t really help yourself.

If you are working under this type of guy, your chances of being busy are more …look pre-occupied in some serious stuff and you will be epitome of organization in his eyes.  

Management Type 010: Good for nothing

 This Management type of people are typical managers, they don’t work but believe in torturing you so that you work for them. You will always find them roaming with folded hands and standing just behind you when you opened your personal emails. 

They will always find excuses to make you do their work and show gratitude for things , they have never done for you. 

Management type 011: subject experts

 They are in management because they were never comfortable in their core areas so they enter management. Although their intentions are sincere, but un-intentionally some or the other damage happens.

You will find them getting into various discussions but results…who the heck invented this word. Nepolean didn’t had IMPOSSIBLE, he does not have RESULT.. Help save my friends from these all type of management people….help India. 

This was written for fun and I hope you don’t associate yourself from any of these and think it’s inspired by you.

 I take this opportunity to thank none of you, who read this, because it’s not inspired by you.  

Other than writing this crticism, I also work as Search Engine Optimization expert and my SEO work will not give you any area to criticise. [Amit Gupta SEO]