Management type

by AmitG 8. December 2008 04:31

Continued from previous post [after coming back from Ranchi]:

 

Management type 006: tough nut

 This type of management people are very straight forward and demand action at their nod. They tend to get to the interior type of problems and find you playing with them. So guyz, be aware if you are delaying something or you are the reason behind some problem…….you will be under fire. 

They may look casual and easy to approach but they are very tough nut to crack. 

Management type 007: James Bond

 Management type 007 does resemble James Bond not just because they share the lucky number but because they are master of all trades. They have an opinion for everything and anything on this earth and they love to poke their bloody nose in all directions. 

Although this management type can do justice with every task given to them because of their vast resources and learning capability however flip side is they scratch everyone so everybody is looking for opportunity to have a go at him/her. Be aware, they have a license to kill. 

Management type 008: Creative Intellect

 They are known as intellects and generally from creamy educational institutes and acts as a showcase for organization. They do have fancy degrees and fancy posts but in reality they never have the power.

Upper stanza of management uses them to hide their original self. They are involved in creative work which does not benefit anyone but gives a reason to him to be occupied. 

Management Type 009: Intellect multiplied by 10

 This management type of people is intellect multiplied by 10 and outspoken. Here “Outspoken” means speaking even outside their periphery and keep speaking till everyone says “enough is enough” but this type of management is hired for internal entertainment and punishment to client …..So you can’t really help yourself.

If you are working under this type of guy, your chances of being busy are more …look pre-occupied in some serious stuff and you will be epitome of organization in his eyes.  

Management Type 010: Good for nothing

 This Management type of people are typical managers, they don’t work but believe in torturing you so that you work for them. You will always find them roaming with folded hands and standing just behind you when you opened your personal emails. 

They will always find excuses to make you do their work and show gratitude for things , they have never done for you. 

Management type 011: subject experts

 They are in management because they were never comfortable in their core areas so they enter management. Although their intentions are sincere, but un-intentionally some or the other damage happens.

You will find them getting into various discussions but results…who the heck invented this word. Nepolean didn’t had IMPOSSIBLE, he does not have RESULT.. Help save my friends from these all type of management people….help India. 

This was written for fun and I hope you don’t associate yourself from any of these and think it’s inspired by you.

 I take this opportunity to thank none of you, who read this, because it’s not inspired by you.  

Other than writing this crticism, I also work as Search Engine Optimization expert and my SEO work will not give you any area to criticise. [Amit Gupta SEO]

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Politicians & Elections: SEO Role

by AmitG 30. July 2008 23:34
The article has been written to show how technological inputs specially Search Engine Optimization and Social Media Optimization are helping politicians to gain edge in winning over youths and internet savvy voters. Gujarat & Himachal Pradesh Elections have woken up one and all ranks in Indian Politics. Indian Politics is getting murkier and Narendra Modi, CM of Gujarat has proved once again that combining development with knowhow of people’s pulse, keeping updated with technology and doing homework pays in terms of seat and power. It's the 1st week of January and those of us in the India are already pretty tired of hearing about upcoming state assembly and Loksabha Election. We're tired of it already and it won't be truly over for another year and half. Do you know how hard it is to find an impartial result for searches like "India Development Plans?" Hopefully, a year is enough time for politicians across India to get their web campaigns together. Last week, I took a look at the online campaigns of BJP (NDA) and congress (UPA). Party / Candidates spent a lot of time, money and effort on their campaigns, only BJP appears to have started an online campaign. The Gujarat BJP candidates have a surprisingly good social media presence, a networking account and a YouTube channel for campaigns. While Gujarat congress does not have a searchable website and organization old website is the most atrocious thing I've ever laid eyes on.BJP online campaign has some social media know-how behind it. It's not all that fantastic, but competitors stand to lose a lot in the coming months if they don't step it up.

The most striking thing about this Gujarat's campaign is that more than 40 seating BJP MLAs were denied tickets that mean new faces were put to test. New faces were with clean image, IT savvy and had a standing in Youths. For anyone who's unsure what that means, candidates from the same party compete against each other in order to obtain their party's nomination. Once they have taken care of everyone from their own party, they get to compete against candidates from other parties.
This said, the SEO behind BJP campaign - both in terms of on-page optimization and overall strategy - is pretty impressive. When you search BJP Gujarat, first link shows up their own website then links featuring popular terms “Gujarat BJP didn’t played any role in Vadodara Art Row” , and “Gujarat development works” etc. They have completely wiped out “Gujarat Riots”, when you will search “Gujarat Riots & BJP”, search results speaks for BJP and his development agenda.The Gujarat BJP site is badly optimized, with no H1 or H2 tags, no Meta description and images used in place of text. It has a title tag, which is a giant victory over all of his competitors.How SEO can help prospective MLAs?Imagine ranking highly for queries such as "(area) (pressing local issue)." At best, the general public still only has a fleeting understanding of how search engines work; immediately, the candidate will earn a certain amount of trust and credibility when his or her site appears for searches like these, even if that trust isn't deserved. Another thing to keep in mind is that visibility is half the battle in smaller political races: unless people have decided to vote "down party lines", they will often simply vote for the person whose name they have seen in more television commercials, billboards and newspaper articles. Something about being visible seems to translate into being reputable, hence the reason why the person who raises the most money in USA presidential elections, often wins the race.

Controlling relevant SERPs is also an exercise in reputation management if you are running for a tech savvy constituency like Bangalore, Pune with higher internet access points. Local politics can be as mean and nasty as it is on the national scene: This year, I am quite certain that people will head to search engines to research political rumors. Again, it won't take much social media or SEO work to push a controlled message to the top of the search engines, but few parties and politicians like BJP, Narendra Modi are currently taking advantage of the easy public relations opportunity.

The awful job politicians are doing online upto yet surprise me. The Internet plays a far bigger role in our day-to-day lives than it did in 2004, even though most of us were quite well-attached to our computers back then. Politicians should realize the importance of search engines, social media and Internet marketing. While I wouldn't expect people outside of the technology world to inherently know these things, I would at least expect them to do a bit of research before the War begin. With the amount of money these people spend on their campaigns, it would be a shame to lose potential easily available gains with minimal efforts based upon SEO solutions.

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